Feb 8, 20162 min
Standard excuse list:
You were sharking me.
The music is too loud. How can anyone think with this noise?
I don’t want my opponent to see my real skill.
That good looking girl (or guy) distracted me.
I not really interested in winning anyway.
There’s a roll-off on the table.
Whoops. Forgot to chalk.
I’ve got to hit the can.
A piece of chalk threw the ball off line.
I shouldn’t have had that last beer.
I shouldn’t be talking when I’m shooting.
The ball skidded and went off line.
I had a brain fart.
There are only so many bad shots in me today. That was one of them.
I like to help my friends win once in a while.
Oops. I’m using the wrong cue.
Can’t seem to get anything right today.
Old geezer excuse list:
I just had hip surgery and can’t get down on the shot.
Anybody know where I put my glasses?
I’d rather be lucky than good.
I should have made that. Can’t figure out why.
I can’t see that far.
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